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世界上最遥远的距离

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现在,我们一家四口终于一起两张床睡在同一间房了,樑,芹和我睡在一张king sized bed,而翔就睡一张放在我旁边的单人床,我就睡在两个宝贝的中间。 每晚,当两个宝贝入睡之后,我俩难得一时的安宁,为了不把这种安宁给打破,我们尝试保持安静,很多时候都是用whatapps来交谈,于是出现了昨晚这样经典的对白。 我:世界上最遥远的距离,就是我们之间隔着一个她,却要用whatapps来交谈。 樑:世界上最遥远的声音,是我看着你的嘴唇一直在动,却一个字都听不到。

前世情人

昨天产检后,梁知道了老二的性别,他就开始忧心忡忡了。 昨晚回家后,发现饭厅的等灭了,梁就为它们换灯泡,我们就出现了这样的对话。 我:你有关掉灯的开关吗? 梁:当然,现在我还不能够死。(意思是怕担心老二长大后会有事) 我(取笑他说):因为你要留命来见你的前世情人是吗? 梁:我现在才知道我前世有情人的。 我:哦,如果我们有第三胎,又是女儿的话,那你前世不是有两个情人。 梁(突然间想起一位有四个女儿的朋友):那 Agnes 的老公原来前世有四个情人。 我:也是,可能他前世是皇帝,所以有四个情人。 梁:嗯,他的样子还真的是像皇帝。

倒数

梁正在国外公干,可他的倒数都比我少两天,每次他告诉我他的倒数天数时,我就会这样告诉他:“你是倒数见到飞机的日子,而我是倒数见到你的日子,我没想到你会这么兴奋见到飞机,而不是见到我 :-P”

Your funny wife 7

This morning, we arrived to office almost the same time with my boss. In carpark, I walked slowly to wait SL took his stuffs to office, so my boss was walking in front of me and he moved so fast. After SL took his stuffs and walked toward me, his pace was so fast that I found hard to follow. So, I complaint to him: "Why do you move so fast? You want to chase HY(my boss' name)?" SL: =.=" (then he only willing to slow down a bit)

my stupid hubby 6

Due to plan for our holidays, we spent quite a lot of money recently until our account left no much money there. Tonight, SL made milk for me, from milk powder. When he took the cup to me then he said: "our milk powder has finished, we need to think how to gather some money to buy a new pack of milk powder." His face's expression really look like we are really poor. Me: =.="

Your funny wife 6

Due to we are planning for our Maldives trip recently, there fore I am pretty sensitive with words related to Maldives, it was something go into my mind this morning when I go to toilet, so that is conversation with my hubby. Me: Hubby, I feel so envy to you. Hubby: Why? Me: Because you can go to Maldives everyday, but I need to wait so long for our vacation. Hubby: Why? (he didn't get it) Me: Everytime you go to toilet, you will see Male, but I see Female. Hubby: =.=" Haha.... actually this Male is not that Male, just the "MALE" show at toilet door remind me the capital city of Maldives, Malé (/ˈmɑːl.eɪ/; /məːle/; Dhivehi: މާލެ). Oh no... I am looking too forward for my vacation now.

your funny wifte 5

最近是欧洲杯热,梁也是个足球迷,但他还蛮有节制的收看,毕竟人老了,也不好夜夜笙歌吧,有害健康,所以他只会选择性观看值得看的场次。 梁:这星期六的那场我一定要看。 我:非看不可吗? 梁:当然,因为是法国对西班牙,都是“攻击”型球队,一定很好看。 我:噢,法国我知道他们的国鸟是“公鸡”,西班牙也是吗?(装傻) 梁:=.="(是attack,不是rooster)

Your funny wife 4

最近,梁常把我们坐的小椅子坐坏。 我:你怎么这么粗鲁? 梁:不是我粗鲁,他应该标明这椅子能承受多少重量。 我:其实是常识嘛,猪是不能坐这椅子的。 梁:=.=" (我不是猪)

Your funny wife 3

It is Europe Cup month, we would spend sometime to watch for highlight every evening. During the highlight of Denmark against Portugal, I suddenly asked my hubby. Me: Do you know who we call people from Denmark? Hubby: Danish. Me: How about people from Portugal? Hubby: Portugese. Me: How about from England? Hubby: English lar (he sound like I am an idiot) Me: How about from Spain? Hubby: Aiyo... Spanish lor (he smell me like a dumb now) Me: How about people from France? Hubby: Err.. Not so sure, Francis? Me: haha... They are French. (caught you ^_^)

职业病

今天,我们看了《耀舞长安》的大结局,四十五分钟的剧情交待了主角的结局,却还有很多的东西草草带过,不是很震撼的剧情。 看完之后,梁和我开始讨论了起来,说这戏用了三十集来拖泥带水,但这大结局很像在赶时间,就在眨眼间完了,我就说因为只有四十五分钟,所以时间不够,要快快的“mark off milestone closure” ,就这样"waived"了很多配角的戏份交待,只好可以来个续局来个"another stepping"。 哈哈,说完了我们都觉得好笑,我们连日常生活都用了这么多的工作语,真是受不了这样“专业”的我们。

Your funny wife 2

今早起床了,却又想赖床,就懒懒的躺着,身边有梁伴着那种幸福感,就不自觉的唱了我喜欢的那首歌,新不了情。 唱着唱着,脑海里就浮现了电影里袁咏仪和刘青云的片段。 唱完了一段之后,我就有感触的对梁说:“如果你死了之后,我应该会每天唱这首歌。” 梁:=.="

your funny wife 2

Recently, we like to cook fish during our dinner and I normally am the finisher for the fish, I will clean up all remaining meat from fish's body until there was only bone left. Everytime when I did my clean up job, I felt guilty in my heart for eating them to that stage, so I always had this conversation with the fish as below. Me: Oh poor fish, I am sorry for eating you but you are too delicious. In this life, you are fish and we eat you; next life then, you become human and SL becomes fish and you eat him, ok? SL: Then, what you will be in next life? Me: Me? oo, I will be a fisherman, catch fish (you) for him to eat :P SL: =.="

my stupid hubby 5

那天,老公和我到巴杀买菜,买了两条白鲳之后,看见旁边的鱼满不错的,便问老板是什么鱼,原来是石斑鱼(我们之前其实不知石斑鱼长得怎样),就买了一条。 上周末蒸了石斑鱼,味道不错,今天用了同一种煮法蒸白鲳,觉得石斑比白鲳好吃,就想下次再买石斑来吃,但我却忘记了石斑的模样,便问老公。 Me: 你还记得那天我们买的石斑的样子吗? Hubby: 当然。 Me: 那就好,下次你去认鱼。 话还没说完,老公接着说:在白鲳的旁边。 Me: =.=" 其实,老工认得石斑的样子,他只是在跟我开玩笑。

my stupid hubby 4

Today, my hubby shared me a joke that he faced this morning, this is the joke of the day for me. This morning, we got a meeting and he called in from another building. When the meeting past 20 minutes, but hubby still didn't hear anything through phone, then he just voiced up. Hubby: Hello, is anyone there? XX (the presenter over the bridge): Yes, I am XX. (my hubby still didn't hear the name, but at least he know someone answered him). Hubby: Can you hear anything over the bridge? XX: No, except your voice. Hubby: Yes, me too, I can't hear any except you. Where are you now? (my hubby still didn't know XX was presenter, he thought XX was someone from the bridge.) XX: Training Room 1. Hubby: TR1? I thought that is where the presentation held? (he was still blur blur) XX: =.=" Yes, I am presenting just now. Are you from TR1? Hubby: =.=" No, I am not from TR1. (if I am there, why you didn't hear me) Until then, hubby only know that the p...

a friend of mine

That day, I uploaded my recent photo onto facebook, then a friend MSNed me... Friend: Nice picture from facebook. Me: Thanks :) Friend: wont know u have baby de, figures still so slim and nice... Me: =.=" I still don't have baby yet Friend: ... (I think I gain weight already, else my friend won't say like that, I need to start control my diet now.)

my stupid hubby 3

That day, after reading my blog... Hubby: Even we don'y have house loan to pay, I also won't feed you. Me: =.=" Hubby: You still need to work, else you are useless. Me: Sure, I told joke in my blog, I sure will die if I wait you to feed me. (For sure, I will die. Even though I am working now, he also that temper to me and I can fight back, if I don't work, I sure will die because taking too much of his hot temper and cannot fight back. Nevertheless, why don't so speak something nice to make me happy, instead of broke my daydreaming?)

my stupid hubby 2

某天,我开了齐豫的CD来听,突然。。。 梁:她是不是整首歌都用假音来唱? 我:不知道,是很高音,但怎么可能有人所有的歌都唱假音。 梁:哦,我懂了。。。 我:什么? 梁:这是天籁之音。 我:=.=" (梁就是会时不时地爆出这样的冷笑,齐豫还真的是下星期有场在云顶举行的演唱会,叫天籁之音,可惜我无法出席。)

your funny wife

That night when we know Steve Jobs past, SL read Steve's story from Wikipedia, then... Me: Do you think your name will be written on Wikipedia one day later? Hubby: If you want, I can create it myself. Me: Of course not, maybe I can write one for you later. How about like this? Then I created him a story: Hubby born on XXXX and marry with me at year XXXX, he worked at company I for many years, then on year XXXX, he decided to start his own career to create his own brand and name it "Orange". After few battleship years on his own brand, he found that he prefer just works as an engineer, then he ended his company "Orange" and worked at company A for the rest of his life. Me: hahahaha, do you think it suit you? Hubby: =.=" (hahaha... the story was created for fun, of course I hope hubby can have his own business successfully, but I think it can only see in imagination, I think he won't even change his job for the rest of his life.)

当年在 Esplanade

那天,老公带我经过槟城的 Esplanade,他告诉了我一个好多年前的故事,那时我们两还有粱的弟弟到 Esplande 参与 Bon odori 的节目。 突然间,有人从他的背后,很粗鲁的推了他一把,当时我们都在很远处,所以不晓得这件事。被推了之后,粱感到愤怒而想要骂那个推他的人,只是,当他转头发现那是一群军人时,他为了自保而忍了下来。 令梁感到好奇的是,为何会有一群严肃的军人出现在 Bon odori?于是他就仔细的看,原来丁福南被包围在中间,那群军人是为这位“大人物”开路的。 听到这里,我就搞笑的对梁说:“没关系,他的军人推了你之后,丁福南就在下一届大选输了。”是的,他在308时惨败。

My stupid hubby

Tonight... Me: My legs are looking fat, I think that I need to do more exercise to get it firm and fit. My hubby: At this age, any action taken will be useless to you. Me: =.=" (#%*€£¥ Dear, can you just said something more encouraging?)